[Phone]
I have absolutely no idea what's going on, but I'll be damned if anyone breaches the defenses around my house.

If any of you humans need somewhere to hide, this place is going to be impenetrable. It's about time I got to use my blades on the drones.

[Seems like no one's really explained Zombies to Sideswipe. Even if they have, he ( Read more... )

[ PHONE ]
Well. Nice as it is to check the phone lines again, I would have preferred to stay in my normal form for a bit longer. Jolt, if you can hear me, I'm coming to see you.

[ ACTION ][Members of his household will notice that their 'father' is suddenly a human again, and has removed a pair of knives from the kitchen. He says nothing, ( Read more... )

[Considering someone still hasn't figured out how to access the phones in his real form, the Autobot has yet to realize Mayfield has, once again, done something crazy for the holiday ( Read more... )

... All in favor of getting away from the terrifying child, say "Aye"!

Because, you know? Siding with the slightly less homicidal, static-warped voice doesn't sound like half a bad plan, at this point.

Well, if that radio broadcast was any indication...

We're doomed. Especially, if you actually wrote to that Santa individual. I can't see how that's going to end well at all.

[So says the one who wrote a lengthy letter himself, but there'll be time to discuss rampant hypocrisy later.]

... At least we've a little warning, this time, anyway.

I'm not going to pretend I understand what exactly is going on here. However, considering how long I've been here, and how this town operates, I believe it's a safe assumption that something bad is either here, or on its way ( Read more... )

[Anyone living at 5718 Cunningham Lane is likely to find the supposed "man of the household" sprawled lazily on the couch, giving one of his legs a decidedly dirty look, as if it had personally offended him. He says a few choice words in his native language - sounding rather like a disgruntled modem tone - before grabbing up the nearest phone ( Read more... )

... Do bite wounds get infected?

I've heard something about... ray bees. Should I be worried?

((ooc: CONTEXT IS HERE. In sum, Conbatrad bit him.))

[For anyone in his household, Sideswipe has been sprawled in bed ever since Jolt's rescue operation concluded. He hasn't tried to move much, since walking with a broken leg is damn hard, and his ribs are still busted up ( Read more... )

[Following this thread, Sideswipe is on a mission. His message is short, and to the point.]

I'm looking for a woman known as Yuuka... She's been described as "a crazy woman with green hair".

Where is she?

[Filtered to: Jolt, Household]
The ever-so kind and generous Major General threw a man out of her home on false charges. He may end up ( Read more... )